That Patek Philippe, you know, the fancy watch. They say it’s good. Remake, remake, what’s that even mean? They made it again? Well, whatever, this one, it’s called Calatrava 6007G-011. Big number, huh? Sounds important. They say it’s for rich folks. Price, oh boy, the price! My old eyes nearly popped out of my head!
They got this thing, they call it “Calatrava.” Like a fancy word for a round watch. They been makin’ these things since way back when. 1839, that’s what they said! Longer than I been alive, that’s for sure. They make ’em good, I guess. People seem to like ’em. This one, this 6007G-011, it’s all shiny. White gold, whatever that means. Looks like silver to me, but what do I know?
They say this Patek Philippe, it’s special. Like a little machine on your wrist. Keeps time, they say. Well, my kitchen clock keeps time, too. Don’t cost an arm and a leg, neither. This new 6007G-011, it’s 40mm. What’s a millimeter? Some newfangled measurement. They like to use all these fancy words. Probably makes ’em feel smart.
- Shiny and new
- White gold, they call it
- Costs more than my house
- Calatrava 6007G-011
- 40mm, whatever that is
Patek Philippe, Calatrava, white gold, 40mm. All these words. Makes my head spin. I saw the price of that 6007G-011. Over $35,000! Can you believe it? For a watch! Could feed a whole family for years with that kind of money. What’s the world comin’ to, I ask ya?
They put these watches on some fancy website, Chrono-something. Got all these pictures and numbers. You can buy ’em there, I guess. If you got that much money to throw away. They show you how the price goes up and down. Like it’s some kinda game. Up and down, up and down. Just like my old bones on a cold morning.
This 6007G-011, it’s got a black strap. Leather, I reckon. Looks kinda plain to me. For that much money, you’d think they’d put some diamonds on it or somethin’. But what do I know about fancy watches? I just know they cost a fortune.
They say this Patek Philippe, this Calatrava, it’s a good investment. Like buyin’ land or somethin’. Supposed to go up in price. Maybe it will, maybe it won’t. Who knows? I sure don’t. I just know it’s a whole lot of money for a little watch.
- Black leather strap.
- “Good investment” they say.
- Price goes up and down.
- Still a whole lot of money.
People who buy these things, they must have money to burn. They say, “Oh, it’s a Patek Philippe. It’s a Calatrava. It’s a 6007G-011.” Like it’s some kinda magic words. Maybe it is magic. Magic how they get people to spend that much money on a watch, that is.
This whole watch business is beyond me. I just tell time by the sun. Or my rooster crowing. Works just fine. Don’t need no fancy Patek Philippe to tell me when to feed the chickens. Or no Calatrava 6007G-011 to tell me when to make supper.
So, if you got money to burn, go ahead. Buy yourself one of these fancy Patek Philippe watches. This Calatrava 6007G-011 or whatever they call it. Me, I’ll stick to my kitchen clock. And my rooster. They never let me down. And they don’t cost a fortune, neither. This price is too high.
They say it’s a classic, this Calatrava thing. Been around forever, they say. Well, so has dirt. Doesn’t mean I’m gonna pay a fortune for it. But I guess some folks like that kinda thing. Fancy watches, fancy names, fancy prices. Not me. This 6007G-011 is just not my thing.
If you look for it, this 6007G-011, you can buy it. But the price is so high. This Patek Philippe is crazy. They say it’s new, made in 2023. My old shoes are newer than that. They are sure about this Calatrava. They keep talking about it.
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